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All the shiny things I find and squirrel away.

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lemonstolemons:

prettywar:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Low Calorie Ice Cream Sandwhich
SAY WHAT?
Ingredients
 Lite Cool Whip
 Graham crackers
Freeze the Cool Whip container.
Break a graham cracker sheet in half.
Place a spoonful of frozen Cool Whip on one half.
Top with the other half of the cracker sheet.
For some fun variety, try strawberry Cool Whip or cinnamon sugar graham crackers.
From FITNESSRX

maybe it’s just my fat negroness but i thought ice cream sandwiches involved like
ice cream
and shit

I told my dad about these today and he looked at me like why would anyone ever do that to food.

As I laugh into my ice cream.

Okay, so here’s the thing - I used to each animal crackers with coolwhip a lot.  Especially back when they still made chocolate cool-whip.  So this is a flavor combo I actually *like*.  That said, this is just plain dumb.  Really.  This is never going to “fool” you into thinking you’ve had a satisfying ice-cream sandwich.  Just eat the damn ice-cream sandwich you want, and skip the synthetic lite cool whip (gag.)  Everyone comes out happier.

lemonstolemons:

prettywar:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Low Calorie Ice Cream Sandwhich

SAY WHAT?

Ingredients

  •  Lite Cool Whip
  •  Graham crackers
  1. Freeze the Cool Whip container.
  2. Break a graham cracker sheet in half.
  3. Place a spoonful of frozen Cool Whip on one half.
  4. Top with the other half of the cracker sheet.

For some fun variety, try strawberry Cool Whip or cinnamon sugar graham crackers.

From FITNESSRX

maybe it’s just my fat negroness but i thought ice cream sandwiches involved like

ice cream

and shit

I told my dad about these today and he looked at me like why would anyone ever do that to food.

As I laugh into my ice cream.


Okay, so here’s the thing - I used to each animal crackers with coolwhip a lot.  Especially back when they still made chocolate cool-whip.  So this is a flavor combo I actually *like*.  That said, this is just plain dumb.  Really.  This is never going to “fool” you into thinking you’ve had a satisfying ice-cream sandwich.  Just eat the damn ice-cream sandwich you want, and skip the synthetic lite cool whip (gag.)  Everyone comes out happier.

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FUN FACT

angrybagel:

the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin

u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce

because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security

Even better: The vatican doesn’t own them all.  I know of at least one other off the top of my head (contained in the “A of Charlemagne,” if memory serves.)  The Louvre (I believe,) owns three “true crowns of thorns.”

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I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own staff who are in incredibly committed monogamous relationships, same-sex relationships, who are raising kids together, when I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf and yet feel constrained, even now that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is gone, because they are not able to commit themselves in a marriage, at a certain point I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married.

The full quote. (via nprfreshair)

There are many things that one thinks they won’t see in their lifetime. Watching the president of the United States of America affirm the love of my mom and her partner of nearly 30 years was one of them. No more. Thank you, Mr. President. You have joined the right side on this issue and we welcome you.

#Forward

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Like for the quote, reblog for the commentary.

(Source: NPR, via thescarletwoman)

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The idea that intelligence is linked to English pronunciation is a legacy from colonial thinking.

— Delalorm Semabia, 25, a Ghanaian blogger (x)

An important note to remember - it’s more than just personal ability, it’s yet another form of institutional racism. 

I have difficulty understanding people (regardless of accent or perceived lack thereof) when I can’t see them talking.  (It has to do with ADD and my inability to filter out noises unless I am engaging visually.)  However, the fact that *I* have difficulty understaning someone has no bearing on *their* intelligence.  As my studet exchange orientation trainers always said, they don’t talk fast, you listen slow.

(Source: steadilyemerging, via nothisdate)

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Social justice is about destroying systematic marginalisation and privilege. Wishing to live in a more just, more equal world is simply not the same thing as wishing to live in a “nicer” world. I am not suggesting niceness is bad or that we should not behave in a nice way towards others if we want to! I also do not equate niceness with cooperation or collaboration with others. Here’s all I am saying: the conflation of ethical or just conduct (goodness), and polite conduct (niceness) is a big problem.

» The Revolution Will Not Be Polite: The Issue of Nice versus Good Social Justice League (via lookoutsideyourself)

LAWD JAYSUS THANK YOU

THANK YOU

EQUALITY DOES NOT MEAN “EVERYONE IS NICE TO EACH OTHER”

IT MEANS “EVERYONE IS EQUAL”

JUSTICE IS NOT “EVERYONE IS NICE TO EACH OTHER”

IT MEANS “JUSTICE IS PROVIDED WHEN REQUESTED”

JESUS FUCK WHY IS THIS HARD

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This this this

ESPECIALLY THAT LAST LINE

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silentgen:

Promise last sloth post tonight…but come on! Pile of baby sloths!

If cats have a potent sleep field, imagine the kind of sleep field that this many baby sloths can generate…

silentgen:

Promise last sloth post tonight…but come on! Pile of baby sloths!

If cats have a potent sleep field, imagine the kind of sleep field that this many baby sloths can generate…

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emeraldtriangleprincess:

so there’s a lot of beautiful Rosie the Riveters out there, and I’ve compiled a set of them, so we can appreciate them all together :)

ps I don’t know the artists or women depicted for most of these, so if you have info, let me know and I’ll add it!

  1. original print (J. Howard Miller)
  2. Sabina England (artist and portrayal)
  3. unknown
  4. Kelly Rowland (portrayal); Derek Blanks (photographer)
  5. Guatelmalan Woman of Quetzalteca Especial (artist: Mario Lanz)
  6. unknown
  7. Roshan the Riveter (artist: Omid Hast)
  8. Latina Rosie the Riveter (artist: my-little-native)
  9. Robert Valadez (artist)
  10. unknown

This is so many kinds of awesome…

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